Where we talk about fat Texas state troopers and why you shoudn’t carjack a great-grandma



A bomb-sniffing dog in Ukraine helped defuse dozens of explosives during Russian invasion

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/04/20/dog-sniffs-bombs-ukraine/7386889001/

Putin allegedly plans to get revenge on the U.S. by helping Trump “win” in 2024

https://boingboing.net/2022/04/11/putin-allegedly-plans-to-get-revenge-on-the-u-s-by-helping-trump-win-in-2024.html

DeSantis unleashes vengeance on Disney. This is the stuff of Nixon’s enemies list | Editorial

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article260561817.html#storylink=cpy

Florida Senate Passes Bill to Eliminate Disney’s Special Tax District

https://www.wsj.com/articles/florida-senate-passes-bill-to-eliminate-disneys-special-tax-district-11650473902

Teacher Having ‘Rough Week’ Wins $50K After Husband Gifts Lottery Ticket to ‘Lift Her Spirits’  – Maryland not Florida

https://people.com/human-interest/maryland-teacher-who-was-having-a-rough-week-wins-50k-after-husband-got-her-a-lottery-ticket-to-lift-her-spirits/

Texas-a-thon!

Texas state troopers must meet new waistline requirements or face consequences

https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/texas/texas-state-troopers-must-slim-down/285-8e65a9f1-35e2-45ef-a600-c197c23cda0e

Oops! A parent accidentally handed out Easter eggs stuffed with condoms to elementary school kids

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/easter-bunny-condoms-texas-school_n_625e3bade4b06c2ea32e2191

Carjacker beats up 72-year-old, takes car, only to die in crash, police say

https://www.wcax.com/2022/04/18/carjacker-beats-up-72-year-old-takes-car-only-die-crash-police-say/

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