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‘Demon Sperm’ Doctor Promoted by Trump Says COVID Vaccine ‘Luciferian,’ Can Be Exorcised

https://www.newsweek.com/demon-sperm-doctor-promoted-trump-says-covid-vaccine-luciferian-can-exorcised-1671021

Elon Musk’s viral Chinese doppelgänger, Yilong Ma, has been suspended from China’s versions of TikTok and Twitter

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-chinese-doppelgaenger-suspended-from-chinas-tiktok-twitter-2022-5

CoolCola: Russia Launches Coca-Cola, Fanta and Sprite Alternatives After Soda Exodus

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/05/16/russia-unveils-domestic-rivals-to-coca-cola-fanta-and-sprite-a77694

Florida bodybuilder pulling a $245,000 scam told the VA he could lift only 10 pounds

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article261683982.html

Florida man in ape mask used sledgehammer to rob laundromat, deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/

Margaret Atwood Uses a Flamethrower on ‘Unburnable’ Edition of The Handmaid’s Tale to Protest Book Banning

https://people.com/human-interest/margaret-atwood-unburnable-edition-handmaids-tale/

Watch: Reds fan unwittingly catches foul ball with a cup of beer

https://boingboing.net/2022/05/24/watch-reds-fan-unwittingly-catches-foul-ball-with-a-cup-of-beer.html

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