Dude builds a 3,000 lb sarcophagus to send “Flaming Hot Cheetos” 10,000 years into the future

https://boingboing.net/2022/11/06/dude-builds-a-3000-lb-sarcophagus-to-send-flaming-hot-cheetos-10000-years-into-the-future.html

Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fmr-manager-of-dod-aerospace-threat-program-ufos_b_59de2f4be4b0b992a8214874

‘New Bigfoot footage’ shows sheer size of beast in close-up sighting

https://www.ladbible.com/community/new-bigfoot-footage-shows-size-20221106

The National Park Service wants humans to stop licking this toad

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad

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The Crazy Mystical Impulses Sending Putin Wild in Ukraine

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-superstitious-beliefs-sending-vladimir-putin-wild-in-russias-war-on-ukraine

Washington Woman Escapes Shallow Grave After Being Buried Alive Allegedly by Her Husband

https://people.com/crime/washington-woman-survives-buried-alive-husband-escapes-shallow-grave/

Saitama Vending Machine Selling Covid-19 Tests

https://allabout-japan.com/en/article/10054/

What are Jewish Space Lasers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene#Camp_Fire_conspiracy_theory

https://worldofmirth.com/products/secret-jewsih-space-laser-1-400-scale-model

https://www.businessinsider.com/mtg-quarreled-with-rep-cheney-over-jewish-space-lasers-2021-10

https://www.vox.com/22256258/marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-laser-anti-semitism-conspiracy-theories

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Pro-Trump apparel company fined for falsely labeling products “Made in USA”

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/07/lions-not-sheep-made-in-usa

Social-Distancing Fatigue? Try a Professional Cuddler

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/social-distancing-fatigue-try-a-professional-cuddler

‘I Just Heard a Scream’: Alligator Bites Florida Man on Face

https://www.newsweek.com/alligator-bites-florida-man-face-1730731

Police: Hollsopple woman used pages from “spell book” to set car on fire

https://wjactv.com/news/local/police-hollsopple-woman-used-pages-from-spell-book-to-set-car-on-fire

Lauren Boebert says monkeypox is a conspiracy to mess up midterm elections

https://boingboing.net/2022/08/05/lauren-boebert-says-monkeypox-is-a-conspiracy-to-mess-up-midterm-elections.html

California Dermatologist Arrested After Husband Allegedly Catches Her Poisoning Him with Drano

https://people.com/crime/california-dermatologist-arrested-after-husband-allegedly-catches-her-poisoning-him-with-drano/

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Hotel chain offers weird amenity — pillow talk with ‘Seinfeld’ actor

https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/days-inn-rolls-out-talking-pillows-voiced-by-seinfeld-alum/

Drunk Floridian Allegedly Drove Golf Cart On Highway With Open Bottle Of Whiskey

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-golf-cart-on-highway_n_62eacc5de4b0c5501616a735

Suit: Police chasing white suspect wrongly arrest Black man

https://apnews.com/article/crime-arrests-boston-lawsuits-massachusetts-6d95342c65226bb1d841947ae4b1603e

Warner Bros. kills off ‘Batgirl’ movie, $90 million in

https://www.npr.org/2022/08/03/1115380005/warner-bros-kills-off-batgirl-movie-90-million-in

FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR SAYS EXORCISMS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE CAN DO TO STOP MASS SHOOTINGS

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/fox-news-bill-bennett-mass-shootings-exorcisms

Japanese city alarmed by biting, clawing, attacking monkeys

https://apnews.com/article/japan-monkey-attacks-97f8e316daa48d6f5a6fb43632d1353e

A Dealer Tried To Sell A 2023 Chevrolet C8 Corvette Z06 For $100,000 Over MSRP

https://www.hotcars.com/2023-chevrolet-c8-corvette-z06-for-100000-over-msrp/

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How Llama Blood—Yes, Llama Blood—Can Protect You From COVID

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There’s a Surprising Similarity Between The Brains of Humans And Octopuses

https://www.sciencealert.com/there-s-a-surprising-similarity-between-the-brains-of-humans-and-octopuses

Amazon’s Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

https://apnews.com/article/technology-c102f76ae907c0f969201058f487eb8c

Chinese father breaks down after son he tutored daily for a year scores a 6/100 on math exam

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-father-breaks-down-son-231834062.html

Buick and GM Top 2022 J.D. Power Initial Quality Study as Industry Average Worsens

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/28/new-car-quality-declined-11percent-blame-supply-chain-problems-jd-power.html

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40450082/2022-jd-power-initial-quality-study-buick-gm/

Taco Bell’s Latest Tostada Features a Giant Cheez-It

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/taco-bell-big-cheezit-tostada

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WHO to rename monkeypox virus to avoid discrimination

https://news.yahoo.com/monkeypox-dna-found-semen-handful-175239152.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/15/who-to-rename-monkeypox-virus-to-avoid-discrimination

PAC claiming Boebert had 2 abortions and was an unlicensed escort invites Boebert to sue

https://boingboing.net/2022/06/15/pac-claiming-boebert-had-2-abortions-and-was-an-unlicensed-escort-invites-boebert-to-sue.html

Hot coal walk leaves 25 injured in Switzerland

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61811157

Employee fakes pregnancy to get maternity leave … twice

https://www.hrmorning.com/news/fake-maternity-leave/

HBO Max Orders Animated “Aztec Batman”

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‘Unprecedented’ Sriracha Sauce Shortage May Last for Months

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-09/huy-fong-sriracha-shortage-production-halted-after-weather-ruins-chili-crop

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Disney rep apologizes after Disneyland Paris employee ‘destroyed’ proposal: ‘I would have lost my mind’

https://www.yahoo.com/now/disney-rep-apologizes-paris-employee-193835386.html

Beavis & Butthead Do the Universe Parodies Marvel’s Watchers in New Clip

https://comicbook.com/anime/news/beavis-butthead-do-the-universe-marvel-watchers-parody-clip/

Spotify Podcasters Are Making $18,000 a Month With Nothing But White Noise

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-01/how-to-make-money-on-spotify-a-white-noise-podcast-could-bring-you-big-bucks

Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking it for dog, authorities say

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/florida-man-bitten-by-alligator-after-mistaking-it-for-dog-authorities-say

Florida man and woman seriously injured after crashing during sex act

https://nbc-2.com/news/state/2022/06/05/florida-man-and-woman-seriously-injured-after-crashing-during-sex-act/

A marble slab in storage turned out to be an ancient Greek yearbook

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/06/1103372606/ancient-greece-yearbook-discovered

Woman finds more than $36,000 stashed in free Craigslist couch

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/06/07/California-woman-finds-cash-in-Craigslist-couch/4541654631710/

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‘Demon Sperm’ Doctor Promoted by Trump Says COVID Vaccine ‘Luciferian,’ Can Be Exorcised

https://www.newsweek.com/demon-sperm-doctor-promoted-trump-says-covid-vaccine-luciferian-can-exorcised-1671021

Elon Musk’s viral Chinese doppelgänger, Yilong Ma, has been suspended from China’s versions of TikTok and Twitter

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-chinese-doppelgaenger-suspended-from-chinas-tiktok-twitter-2022-5

CoolCola: Russia Launches Coca-Cola, Fanta and Sprite Alternatives After Soda Exodus

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/05/16/russia-unveils-domestic-rivals-to-coca-cola-fanta-and-sprite-a77694

Florida bodybuilder pulling a $245,000 scam told the VA he could lift only 10 pounds

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article261683982.html

Florida man in ape mask used sledgehammer to rob laundromat, deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/

Margaret Atwood Uses a Flamethrower on ‘Unburnable’ Edition of The Handmaid’s Tale to Protest Book Banning

https://people.com/human-interest/margaret-atwood-unburnable-edition-handmaids-tale/

Watch: Reds fan unwittingly catches foul ball with a cup of beer

https://boingboing.net/2022/05/24/watch-reds-fan-unwittingly-catches-foul-ball-with-a-cup-of-beer.html

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