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Florida Man Attempting to Time Travel Crashes Into Strip Mall – Dec 25, 2015

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-man-attempting-to-time-travel-crashes-into-strip-mall-8129247

Fight Over Whether Florida or Ohio Has Better Strip Clubs Leads to Shooting – Feb 26, 2016

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fight-over-whether-florida-or-ohio-has-better-strip-clubs-leads-to-shooting-8278657

Accused Sex Toy Thief Told Cops He Was “Too Embarrassed” To Actually Pay For The Items – Dec 15, 2015

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/embarrassed-sex-toy-thief-749835

Woman arrested for attacking hubby who wouldn’t stop farting – Dec 23, 2015

https://nypost.com/2015/12/23/woman-arrested-for-attacking-hubby-who-wouldnt-stop-farting/

Prostitution Sting Nets Man, 68, Wearing French Maid’s Uniform And Chastity Belt – Dec 15, 2015

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/french-maid-costume-bust-648291

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Tampa mayor makes $1.1M cocaine catch while fishing in Florida Keys with family

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/us/tampa-mayor-cocaine-catch/index.html

Florida man poses as vet; dog dies after ‘illicit surgery,’ deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-poses-as-vet-dog-dies-after-illicit-surgery-deputies-say/

The Islamic State of Florida

Shakespeare Now Being Censored in Some Florida Schools amid Confusion over New Ron DeSantis Law – Don’t say Shakespeare

https://people.com/shakespeare-censored-some-florida-school-districts-new-desantis-rule-7574723

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/florida-schools-drop-ap-psychology-course-over-lgbtq-content-189991493830

This doctor said vaccines magnetize people. Ohio suspended her medical license

https://www.cleveland.com/open/2023/08/this-doctor-said-vaccines-magnetize-people-ohio-suspended-her-medical-license.html

Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections

https://nypost.com/2023/08/10/supermarket-closes-after-brazilian-wandering-spider-spotted/

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Right-Wing Christians Think the Barbie Movie Is Demonic and Want You to Boycott It

https://www.themarysue.com/right-wing-christians-think-the-barbie-movie-is-demonic-and-want-you-to-boycott-it/

Dick-Flavored Potato Chips: the Sequel

https://chazzchips.com/en/blog/dick-flavored-potato-chips

Florida restaurant closes after 7 customers allege they tested positive for meth after eating there

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-japanese-steak-house-shut-down-after-meth-allegedly-found-in-food-deputies.amp

Officials warn nude beachgoers to exercise caution after 3 great white sharks were spotted feasting on the carcass of a sea lion

https://news.yahoo.com/officials-warn-nude-beachgoers-exercise-032036276.html

Florida man, 3 sons convicted of selling bleach as fake COVID-19 cure: “Snake-oil salesmen”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-grenon-sons-convicted-selling-fake-covid-19-cure-online-church/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h

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Italian uproar over judge’s 10-second groping rule

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66174352

78 pilot whales were slaughtered near a cruise ship carrying marine conservationists

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/14/1187691372/pilot-whales-cruise-ship-faroe-islands

https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543

An e-commerce CEO is getting absolutely roasted online for laying off 90% of his support staff after an AI chatbot outperformed them

https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-chatbot-ceo-laid-off-staff-human-support-2023-7

Man flees arrest at MSP Airport by opening plane door, running onto airfield

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-flees-arrest-at-msp-airport-by-opening-plane-door-running-onto-airfield/

Roller coaster riders were trapped upside down for hours after mechanical failure

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/05/1186003765/roller-coaster-upside-down-wisconsin-fireball

Atlanta Man Attempts To Rob Nail Salon, Gets Ignored By Everyone

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/failed-atlanta-nail-salon-robbery_n_64ac3fc9e4b0b6417638ba07

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Florida Cops Reportedly Jailed 3-Year-Old Over Potty Training Problems

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-police-officer-son-jail-report_n_649d4003e4b0dcb22c4334c1?ref=upstract.com

Florida bill allowing radioactive roads made of potentially cancer-causing mining waste signed by DeSantis

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/

The circus around Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s much-vaunted fight is getting even stranger, with suggestions the bout could happen in the Colosseum

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-v-mark-zuckerberg-could-happen-in-romes-colosseum-2023-6

Authorities say NJ homeowner cut down 32 of neighbor’s trees. The cost could be huge.

https://gothamist.com/news/authorities-say-nj-homeowner-cut-down-32-of-neighbors-trees-the-cost-could-be-huge

Maryland professor fired for making at least 11 female students undress and line up for a breast inspection

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/30/maryland-professor-fired-for-making-at-least-11-female-students-undress-and-line-up-for-a-breast-inspection.html

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Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: Grotesque model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 70 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12202209/Swollen-eyes-hunchback-claw-like-hands-remote-workers-look-like-2100.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

Man dreaming of burglars shot himself for real

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/14/man-dreaming-of-burglars-shot-himself-for-real.html

Flight Attendant Charged For Bomb Threat to Stop Her Ex’s Vacation

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy33jz/flight-attendant-charged-for-bomb-threat-to-stop-her-exs-vacation?ref=upstract.com

Sex doll mistaken for woman’s body in wooded area near east Aldine when foul play suspected

https://abc13.com/harris-county-body-found-death-investigation-woman-killed-houston-crime/13382678/?ex_cid=TA_KTRK_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook

Trump-supporting pastor Kent Christmas praises suicide bombers and demands Christians lay down their lives for the gospel

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/15/trump-supporting-pastor-kent-christmas-praises-suicide-bombers-and-demands-christians-lay-down-their-lives-for-the-gospel.html

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New York village mourns beloved swan that was killed, eaten. Police charge 3 teens, save babies

https://apnews.com/article/swans-stolen-eaten-new-york-manlius-602b5235ef3a055992cafd79a895ccd5

Maryland Students Prank School By Listing It On Zillow As ‘Nice Half-Working Jail’

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/meade-high-school-zillow-listing_n_6476506fe4b0047ed77ddea7?ref=upstract.com

Florida man claims he broke into house to hide from ghost, police say

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-claims-he-broke-into-house-to-hide-from-ghost-police-say/

Woman drugs Florida man, steals $600K in his Jewelry, police say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/woman-drugs-florida-man-steals-600k-in-his-jewelry-police-say/

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Florida man in cat costume stabbed roommate who allegedly hurt his cat

https://www.wcjb.com/2023/05/24/man-wearing-cat-costume-stabs-his-roommate-neck/

Kentucky man accused of shooting roommate for eating last Hot Pocket

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kentucky-man-accused-shooting-roommate-eating-last-hot-pocket-rcna85930

Colorado man tries to trade places with dog to avoid DUI arrest

https://apnews.com/article/dog-dui-colorado-dca3f5a155d4ce3c1d6a5c1aaa1e9d43

In 1933, police officers enforced a 3-second time limit on goodbye kisses on Bronxville train platform

https://boingboing.net/2023/05/26/in-1933-police-officers-enforced-a-3-second-time-limit-on-goodbye-kisses-on-bronxville-train-platform.html

The guy who ate a $120,000 banana in an art museum says he was just hungry

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/01/1173039011/the-guy-who-ate-a-120-000-banana-in-an-art-museum-says-he-was-just-hungry

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Giant penis appears on lawn days before Coronation party at historic landmark

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pranksters-mow-giant-penis-onto-29892242

May the Fourth be ‘I do’: Ohio city has ‘Star Wars’ weddings

https://apnews.com/article/star-wars-weddings-may-fourth-ohio-dd6ad971a7af909cc7b48f99c2a6a439

Tourists in Hawaii drive straight into the ocean after GPS told them to (video)

https://boingboing.net/2023/05/04/tourists-in-hawaii-drive-straight-into-the-ocean-after-gps-told-them-to-video.html

Arkansas woman pleads not guilty to selling over 20 boxes of stolen human body parts

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/01/1173030059/arkansas-woman-stolen-human-body-parts

Spanish Navy ship sent to draw up maps loses its way

https://www.reuters.com/world/spanish-navy-ship-sent-draw-up-maps-loses-its-way-2023-04-27/

Guest finds corpse under Tibet hotel bed

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-65453608

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