Where we talk about the 10-second groping rule and fleeing the cops Bond style



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Italian uproar over judge’s 10-second groping rule

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66174352

78 pilot whales were slaughtered near a cruise ship carrying marine conservationists

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/14/1187691372/pilot-whales-cruise-ship-faroe-islands

https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543

An e-commerce CEO is getting absolutely roasted online for laying off 90% of his support staff after an AI chatbot outperformed them

https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-chatbot-ceo-laid-off-staff-human-support-2023-7

Man flees arrest at MSP Airport by opening plane door, running onto airfield

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-flees-arrest-at-msp-airport-by-opening-plane-door-running-onto-airfield/

Roller coaster riders were trapped upside down for hours after mechanical failure

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/05/1186003765/roller-coaster-upside-down-wisconsin-fireball

Atlanta Man Attempts To Rob Nail Salon, Gets Ignored By Everyone

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/failed-atlanta-nail-salon-robbery_n_64ac3fc9e4b0b6417638ba07


Where we talk about a billionaire battle at the Colosseum and police potty training



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Florida Cops Reportedly Jailed 3-Year-Old Over Potty Training Problems

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-police-officer-son-jail-report_n_649d4003e4b0dcb22c4334c1?ref=upstract.com

Florida bill allowing radioactive roads made of potentially cancer-causing mining waste signed by DeSantis

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/

The circus around Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s much-vaunted fight is getting even stranger, with suggestions the bout could happen in the Colosseum

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-v-mark-zuckerberg-could-happen-in-romes-colosseum-2023-6

Authorities say NJ homeowner cut down 32 of neighbor’s trees. The cost could be huge.

https://gothamist.com/news/authorities-say-nj-homeowner-cut-down-32-of-neighbors-trees-the-cost-could-be-huge

Maryland professor fired for making at least 11 female students undress and line up for a breast inspection

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/30/maryland-professor-fired-for-making-at-least-11-female-students-undress-and-line-up-for-a-breast-inspection.html


Where we talk about hunchback remote workers and dream burglars



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Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: Grotesque model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 70 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12202209/Swollen-eyes-hunchback-claw-like-hands-remote-workers-look-like-2100.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

Man dreaming of burglars shot himself for real

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/14/man-dreaming-of-burglars-shot-himself-for-real.html

Flight Attendant Charged For Bomb Threat to Stop Her Ex’s Vacation

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy33jz/flight-attendant-charged-for-bomb-threat-to-stop-her-exs-vacation?ref=upstract.com

Sex doll mistaken for woman’s body in wooded area near east Aldine when foul play suspected

https://abc13.com/harris-county-body-found-death-investigation-woman-killed-houston-crime/13382678/?ex_cid=TA_KTRK_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook

Trump-supporting pastor Kent Christmas praises suicide bombers and demands Christians lay down their lives for the gospel

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/15/trump-supporting-pastor-kent-christmas-praises-suicide-bombers-and-demands-christians-lay-down-their-lives-for-the-gospel.html


Where we talk about Target bringing down America and flesh-eating bacteria



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Cracker Barrel’s support of Pride Month draws conservative backlash online

https://www.today.com/food/restaurants/cracker-barrels-support-pride-month-draws-conservative-backlash-online-rcna88682

South Dakota Governor warns of America’s impending doom, blames Target

https://boingboing.net/2023/06/07/south-dakota-governor-warns-of-americas-impending-doom-blames-target.html

(FLORDIA) Man contracts flesh-eating bacteria after being bitten by person at family function

https://ktla.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/nationworld/florida-man-contracts-flesh-eating-bacteria-after-being-bitten-by-person-at-family-function/

Yes, Your Dog Is Very Much Willing to Eat You If You Die

https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/dogs-will-eat-their-owners-animal-behavior

Police say former deputy sheriff masturbated in parking lot of Enfield ice cream shop

https://www.masslive.com/news/2023/06/police-say-hampden-deputy-sheriff-masturbated-in-front-of-kids-at-enfield-ice-cream-shop.html


Where we talk about hiding from ghosts and eating a stolen swan



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New York village mourns beloved swan that was killed, eaten. Police charge 3 teens, save babies

https://apnews.com/article/swans-stolen-eaten-new-york-manlius-602b5235ef3a055992cafd79a895ccd5

Maryland Students Prank School By Listing It On Zillow As ‘Nice Half-Working Jail’

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/meade-high-school-zillow-listing_n_6476506fe4b0047ed77ddea7?ref=upstract.com

Florida man claims he broke into house to hide from ghost, police say

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-claims-he-broke-into-house-to-hide-from-ghost-police-say/

Woman drugs Florida man, steals $600K in his Jewelry, police say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/woman-drugs-florida-man-steals-600k-in-his-jewelry-police-say/


Where we talk about a $120,000 banana and the value of a Hot Pocket



Florida man in cat costume stabbed roommate who allegedly hurt his cat

https://www.wcjb.com/2023/05/24/man-wearing-cat-costume-stabs-his-roommate-neck/

Kentucky man accused of shooting roommate for eating last Hot Pocket

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kentucky-man-accused-shooting-roommate-eating-last-hot-pocket-rcna85930

Colorado man tries to trade places with dog to avoid DUI arrest

https://apnews.com/article/dog-dui-colorado-dca3f5a155d4ce3c1d6a5c1aaa1e9d43

In 1933, police officers enforced a 3-second time limit on goodbye kisses on Bronxville train platform

https://boingboing.net/2023/05/26/in-1933-police-officers-enforced-a-3-second-time-limit-on-goodbye-kisses-on-bronxville-train-platform.html

The guy who ate a $120,000 banana in an art museum says he was just hungry

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/01/1173039011/the-guy-who-ate-a-120-000-banana-in-an-art-museum-says-he-was-just-hungry

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Where we talk about Star Wars weddings and finding a corpse under your hotel bed



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Giant penis appears on lawn days before Coronation party at historic landmark

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pranksters-mow-giant-penis-onto-29892242

May the Fourth be ‘I do’: Ohio city has ‘Star Wars’ weddings

https://apnews.com/article/star-wars-weddings-may-fourth-ohio-dd6ad971a7af909cc7b48f99c2a6a439

Tourists in Hawaii drive straight into the ocean after GPS told them to (video)

https://boingboing.net/2023/05/04/tourists-in-hawaii-drive-straight-into-the-ocean-after-gps-told-them-to-video.html

Arkansas woman pleads not guilty to selling over 20 boxes of stolen human body parts

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/01/1173030059/arkansas-woman-stolen-human-body-parts

Spanish Navy ship sent to draw up maps loses its way

https://www.reuters.com/world/spanish-navy-ship-sent-draw-up-maps-loses-its-way-2023-04-27/

Guest finds corpse under Tibet hotel bed

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-65453608


Where we talk about dwarf bullfighting and naked landlords



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German court: naked landlord doesn’t justify lower rent

https://apnews.com/article/frankfurt-landlord-naked-naturism-germany-c22c131d68684426da908f82ec040c65

‘Dwarf Bullfighting’ Banned In Spain

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/spain-bans-dwarf-bullfighting_n_644aad46e4b039ec4e83bce2

Man ‘tries to sell penis’ at Eastern Cape shopping mall

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2023-04-25-man-tries-to-sell-penis-at-eastern-cape-shopping-mall/

Lauren Boebert tells her MAGA mob to disrupt flights, even if it gets them kicked off a plane

https://boingboing.net/2023/04/27/lauren-boebert-tells-her-maga-mob-to-disrupt-flights-even-if-it-gets-them-kicked-off-a-plane.html

Republicans Are Worried Legalizing Weed Will Put Police Dogs Out of Work

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epvx47/republicans-worried-police-dogs-legal-weed


Where we talk about smuggling cooked bats and getting high on license plates



“420LIFE” Cannabis license plates spark high bids in Colorado DMV auction

https://boingboing.net/2023/04/21/420life-cannabis-license-plates-spark-high-bids-in-colorado-dmv-auction.html

School bus driver who slammed on brakes to ‘teach kids a lesson’ facing 30 child abuse charges

https://abc7chicago.com/school-bus-driver-brian-fitzgerald-slams-on-brakes-charged/13160824/#:~:text=%2D%2D%20A%20Colorado%20school%20bus,them%20from%20the%20brake%20check.

Man escapes prison by impersonating his cellmate, who was to be released

https://www.newsweek.com/man-escapes-washington-prison-impersonating-cellmate-1795427?ref=upstract.com

An elite runner was disqualified from an ultramarathon after she was caught using a car for part of the race

https://news.yahoo.com/elite-runner-disqualified-ultramarathon-she-115124071.html?ref=upstract.com

Cooked Bats Seized By German Officials Near Belgian Border

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cooked-bats-germany-belgian-border_n_6436d3e7e4b0ac409189155c

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Where we talk about shipwrecked Doritos and hungry hungry hippos



People who think they’re attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows

https://www.npr.org/2023/02/28/1160009021/mask-wearing-attractiveness-study

Remote workers are adopting a new practice called ‘body doubling,’ in which they watch strangers work online

https://fortune.com/2023/03/05/body-doubling-parallel-working-tiktok-trend/

Shipwrecked Doritos

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/shipwrecked-doritos

CA couple says snorkeling tour group left them behind in waters off Lanai

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2023/03/02/couple-files-suit-alleging-maui-snorkeling-tour-company-left-them-behind-water/

Colombia proposes shipping invasive hippos to India, Mexico

https://apnews.com/article/colombia-hippopotamus-relocation-mexico-india-4bb9441be82839b4f10dd89c748d1bd3

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