Where we talk about bull sperm theft and gambling yourself away



San Francisco decides killer police robots aren’t such a great idea

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/12/san-francisco-decides-killer-police-robots-arent-such-a-great-idea/

Scientists Have Designed a ‘Vagina on a Chip’

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/08/science/vagina-chip-bacterial-vaginosis.html

Parents who say their kids won’t eat or shower because they’re addicted to Fortnite slam Epic Games with lawsuit

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/parents-kids-wont-eat-shower-174208089.html

German police seek help in solving bull sperm heist

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-germany-berlin-cologne-6cafe99c3d77b195cb81611086113908?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter

Married Mother-Of-Two Gambles Herself Away to Landlord

https://www.odditycentral.com/news/married-mother-of-two-gambles-herself-away-to-landlord.html

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Where we talk about killer police robots and vampires vs werewolves



Obama Roasts Herschel Walker for Saying He’d Rather Be a Werewolf

https://www.thedailybeast.com/barack-obama-roasts-herschel-walkers-bizarro-vampire-vs-werewolf-speech

Sheriff Misses the Old Days When Students Could Have the “Cheeks of Their Ass Torn Off” for Misbehaving

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3p47g/florida-sheriff-student-discipline

San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

https://apnews.com/article/police-san-francisco-government-and-politics-d26121d7f7afb070102932e6a0754aa5

Two Idiots Stole an ATM, Then Accidentally Set Their Van on Fire While Trying to Rob Store

https://97x.com/two-idiots-stole-an-atm-then-accidentally-set-their-van-on-fire-while-trying-to-rob-store/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

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Where we talk about biting cobras and buying cakes in a can



8-Year-Old Boy Bites Venomous Cobra Twice After Getting Attacked, Kills It: Report

https://people.com/human-interest/8-year-old-boy-bites-venomous-cobra-twice-after-getting-attacked-kills-it-report/

Brazen teenage thief, 17, knocks himself out by running into glass door as he tries to flee Louis Vuitton store with $18,000 worth of handbags

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11400053/Teenage-thief-17-knocks-running-glass-door-tries-flee-LV-18-000.html

Heckler gets life ban from Royal Opera House for shouting ‘rubbish’ at child actor

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/nov/10/heckler-gets-life-ban-from-royal-opera-house-for-shouting-rubbish-at-child-actor

In Japan, you can buy cake in a can from a vending machine

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https://boingboing.net/2022/11/12/in-japan-you-can-buy-cake-in-a-can-from-a-vending-machine.html

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Where we talk about licking toxic toads and the latest Bigfoot footage



Dude builds a 3,000 lb sarcophagus to send “Flaming Hot Cheetos” 10,000 years into the future

https://boingboing.net/2022/11/06/dude-builds-a-3000-lb-sarcophagus-to-send-flaming-hot-cheetos-10000-years-into-the-future.html

Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fmr-manager-of-dod-aerospace-threat-program-ufos_b_59de2f4be4b0b992a8214874

‘New Bigfoot footage’ shows sheer size of beast in close-up sighting

https://www.ladbible.com/community/new-bigfoot-footage-shows-size-20221106

The National Park Service wants humans to stop licking this toad

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad

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Where we talk about exploding caskets and signs of demonic possession



Exploding Caskets Are A Thing

https://boingboing.net/2022/10/30/exploding-caskets-are-a-thing.html

Catholic exorcist explains why he thinks women are more likely to get possessed by demons

https://boingboing.net/2022/10/29/catholic-exorcist-explains-why-he-thinks-women-are-more-likely-to-get-possessed-by-demons.html

Are Activists Going Too Far?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10-28/why-are-activists-throwing-food-on-art/101589870

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Where we talk about COVID vending machines and Jewish space lasers



The Crazy Mystical Impulses Sending Putin Wild in Ukraine

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-superstitious-beliefs-sending-vladimir-putin-wild-in-russias-war-on-ukraine

Washington Woman Escapes Shallow Grave After Being Buried Alive Allegedly by Her Husband

https://people.com/crime/washington-woman-survives-buried-alive-husband-escapes-shallow-grave/

Saitama Vending Machine Selling Covid-19 Tests

https://allabout-japan.com/en/article/10054/

What are Jewish Space Lasers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene#Camp_Fire_conspiracy_theory

https://worldofmirth.com/products/secret-jewsih-space-laser-1-400-scale-model

https://www.businessinsider.com/mtg-quarreled-with-rep-cheney-over-jewish-space-lasers-2021-10

https://www.vox.com/22256258/marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-laser-anti-semitism-conspiracy-theories

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Where we talk about professional cuddlers and the Monkeypox conspiracy



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Pro-Trump apparel company fined for falsely labeling products “Made in USA”

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/07/lions-not-sheep-made-in-usa

Social-Distancing Fatigue? Try a Professional Cuddler

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/social-distancing-fatigue-try-a-professional-cuddler

‘I Just Heard a Scream’: Alligator Bites Florida Man on Face

https://www.newsweek.com/alligator-bites-florida-man-face-1730731

Police: Hollsopple woman used pages from “spell book” to set car on fire

https://wjactv.com/news/local/police-hollsopple-woman-used-pages-from-spell-book-to-set-car-on-fire

Lauren Boebert says monkeypox is a conspiracy to mess up midterm elections

https://boingboing.net/2022/08/05/lauren-boebert-says-monkeypox-is-a-conspiracy-to-mess-up-midterm-elections.html

California Dermatologist Arrested After Husband Allegedly Catches Her Poisoning Him with Drano

https://people.com/crime/california-dermatologist-arrested-after-husband-allegedly-catches-her-poisoning-him-with-drano/


Where we talk about Japanese monkey attacks and talking pillows



Hotel chain offers weird amenity — pillow talk with ‘Seinfeld’ actor

https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/days-inn-rolls-out-talking-pillows-voiced-by-seinfeld-alum/

Drunk Floridian Allegedly Drove Golf Cart On Highway With Open Bottle Of Whiskey

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-golf-cart-on-highway_n_62eacc5de4b0c5501616a735

Suit: Police chasing white suspect wrongly arrest Black man

https://apnews.com/article/crime-arrests-boston-lawsuits-massachusetts-6d95342c65226bb1d841947ae4b1603e

Warner Bros. kills off ‘Batgirl’ movie, $90 million in

https://www.npr.org/2022/08/03/1115380005/warner-bros-kills-off-batgirl-movie-90-million-in

FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR SAYS EXORCISMS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE CAN DO TO STOP MASS SHOOTINGS

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/fox-news-bill-bennett-mass-shootings-exorcisms

Japanese city alarmed by biting, clawing, attacking monkeys

https://apnews.com/article/japan-monkey-attacks-97f8e316daa48d6f5a6fb43632d1353e

A Dealer Tried To Sell A 2023 Chevrolet C8 Corvette Z06 For $100,000 Over MSRP

https://www.hotcars.com/2023-chevrolet-c8-corvette-z06-for-100000-over-msrp/

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Where we talk about the power of llama blood and giant Cheez-Its



How Llama Blood—Yes, Llama Blood—Can Protect You From COVID

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There’s a Surprising Similarity Between The Brains of Humans And Octopuses

https://www.sciencealert.com/there-s-a-surprising-similarity-between-the-brains-of-humans-and-octopuses

Amazon’s Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

https://apnews.com/article/technology-c102f76ae907c0f969201058f487eb8c

Chinese father breaks down after son he tutored daily for a year scores a 6/100 on math exam

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-father-breaks-down-son-231834062.html

Buick and GM Top 2022 J.D. Power Initial Quality Study as Industry Average Worsens

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/28/new-car-quality-declined-11percent-blame-supply-chain-problems-jd-power.html

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40450082/2022-jd-power-initial-quality-study-buick-gm/

Taco Bell’s Latest Tostada Features a Giant Cheez-It

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/taco-bell-big-cheezit-tostada

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Where we talk about how NJ cops and dolphins both get high



Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around
Herschel Walker says his multiple personality condition is not a disorder because Jesus had it, too
Two months after New Jersey legalized weed, concern rises about cops smoking it
Nearly 200 people break into $8 million Florida home for party, post videos on Snapchat and Instagram
Florida hosts python hunting challenge
The rich are fleeing Russia, and more than 15,000 millionaires — 15% of the country’s ultrarich population — are expected to leave this year
Officials at airport seize cocaine stashed in wheelchair

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