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First ever Florida Man games will feature beer belly wrestling and ‘evading arrest’ obstacle course

https://apnews.com/article/florida-man-games-social-media-st-augustine-baba548edfa25a963b823ae0023fb227

Man arrested for ‘looking gay’ and wearing crop top in Turkey imprisoned for 3 weeks

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-arrested-looking-gay-wearing-165404288.html

‘Parasites’: Mother wins court case to evict two sons in their 40s

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/27/europe/mum-evicts-sons-court-italy-intl-scli/index.html

Polish police arrest man who pretended to be a mannequin before stealing jewellery

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-21/polish-police-arrest-thief-who-pretended-to-be-mannequin/103005598

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Alabama flags children’s book for censorship because author’s name is ‘Gay’

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alabama-childrens-book-censorship-gay-b2426461.html

Louisiana public school principal apologizes after punishing student for dancing at a party

https://apnews.com/article/lousiana-student-punished-for-dancing-82e706e9f63828fac685f65514362626

MAGA Rep Nancy Mace says she supports Jim Jordan because only adults were sexually abused when he was wrestling coach

https://boingboing.net/2023/10/12/maga-rep-nancy-mace-says-she-supports-jim-jordan-because-only-adults-were-sexually-abused-when-he-was-wrestling-coach.html

Bay Area restaurants institute penalty for brunch vomiters

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/bay-area-restaurants-throwing-up-brunch-18411628.php

US Customs officials seize giraffe feces from woman at Minnesota airport

https://apnews.com/article/giraffe-poop-seized-airport-b17d206968cf8b42af85ee863be717d7

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Kevin Bacon had to destroy haunted house on his farm after previous owner thought he’d get ‘possessed’

https://ew.com/celebrity/kevin-bacon-destroyed-haunted-house-on-his-farm/

Florida man arrested after beating moviegoer over seats in viral video, deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-after-beating-moviegoer-over-seats-in-viral-video-deputies-say/

Watch: ‘Chucky’ Doll Arrested in Mexico

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Missouri Pastor Insists Youth ‘Book Burn’ Event Is Not What You Think

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/missouri-pastor-insists-youth-book-burn-event-is-not-what-you-think-40951735

Emotional support alligator Wally barred from entering Phillies’ stadium, but owner still hopes to bring playoff luck

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/29/sport/wally-alligator-emotional-support-barred-philadelphia-phillies-spt-intl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=threadsCNN&utm_content=2023-09-29T15%3A52%3A07

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Missouri GOP Politicians Use Flamethrowers For Symbolic Book Burning In Alarming Video

https://www.comicsands.com/missouri-gop-book-burning-video-2665592334.html?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1695136671

Florida Man Shot by Police While Celebrating Ron DeSantis’ New Gun Law

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-shot-police-ron-de-santis-permitless-carry-1828904

Texas school district fires 8th grade teacher for assigning Anne Frank’s Diary

https://boingboing.net/2023/09/19/texas-school-district-fires-8th-grade-teacher-for-assigning-anne-franks-diary.html

A Danish artist has been ordered to repay a museum after delivering blank canvases

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/18/1200192209/danish-artist-jens-haaning-blank-canvases-ordered-to-repay-loan-kunsten

Australia: Man who took pet snake surfing fined

https://news.sky.com/story/australia-man-who-took-pet-snake-surfing-fined-12964218

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Candidate in high-stakes Virginia election performed sex acts with husband in live videos

https://apnews.com/article/susanna-gibson-virginia-house-of-delegates-sex-acts-9e0fa844a3ba176f79109f7393073454

Lauren Boebert Caught Fondling Date’s Genitals During Family-Friendly Musical: Video

https://www.advocate.com/politics/lauren-boebert

New video appears to show Lauren Boebert vaping at ‘Beetlejuice’ — after she blamed ‘heavy fog machines’

https://nypost.com/2023/09/15/new-video-appears-to-show-lauren-boebert-vaping-at-show/

Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert apologizes after video appears to show her vaping in Denver theater

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/09/16/lauren-boebert-apology-beetlejuice-vaping/70876251007/

Man arrested for horseback DUI

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Grammy-winning metal band Ghost addresses ‘satanic’ accusations: ‘There are other music styles that promote a way worse lifestyle’

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ghost-addresses-satanic-accusations-184135054.html

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Wild monkey sightings in Florida prompt warnings from officials

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wild-monkey-sightings-florida-prompts-warnings-officials-rcna101401

According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse

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Florida man pumps opioids into neighbors’ home to keep them quiet (video)

https://boingboing.net/2023/08/25/florida-man-pumps-opioids-into-neighbors-home-to-keep-them-quiet-video.html

Simple mistake leads to travel blogger’s $1900 fine at Aussie airport

https://au.news.yahoo.com/simple-mistake-leads-to-travel-bloggers-1900-fine-at-aussie-airport-075149998.html

Man wakes up to massive python biting his leg… so he bit it back

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Florida Man Attempting to Time Travel Crashes Into Strip Mall – Dec 25, 2015

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-man-attempting-to-time-travel-crashes-into-strip-mall-8129247

Fight Over Whether Florida or Ohio Has Better Strip Clubs Leads to Shooting – Feb 26, 2016

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fight-over-whether-florida-or-ohio-has-better-strip-clubs-leads-to-shooting-8278657

Accused Sex Toy Thief Told Cops He Was “Too Embarrassed” To Actually Pay For The Items – Dec 15, 2015

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/embarrassed-sex-toy-thief-749835

Woman arrested for attacking hubby who wouldn’t stop farting – Dec 23, 2015

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Prostitution Sting Nets Man, 68, Wearing French Maid’s Uniform And Chastity Belt – Dec 15, 2015

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Tampa mayor makes $1.1M cocaine catch while fishing in Florida Keys with family

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/us/tampa-mayor-cocaine-catch/index.html

Florida man poses as vet; dog dies after ‘illicit surgery,’ deputies say

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Shakespeare Now Being Censored in Some Florida Schools amid Confusion over New Ron DeSantis Law – Don’t say Shakespeare

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This doctor said vaccines magnetize people. Ohio suspended her medical license

https://www.cleveland.com/open/2023/08/this-doctor-said-vaccines-magnetize-people-ohio-suspended-her-medical-license.html

Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections

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Right-Wing Christians Think the Barbie Movie Is Demonic and Want You to Boycott It

https://www.themarysue.com/right-wing-christians-think-the-barbie-movie-is-demonic-and-want-you-to-boycott-it/

Dick-Flavored Potato Chips: the Sequel

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Florida restaurant closes after 7 customers allege they tested positive for meth after eating there

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-japanese-steak-house-shut-down-after-meth-allegedly-found-in-food-deputies.amp

Officials warn nude beachgoers to exercise caution after 3 great white sharks were spotted feasting on the carcass of a sea lion

https://news.yahoo.com/officials-warn-nude-beachgoers-exercise-032036276.html

Florida man, 3 sons convicted of selling bleach as fake COVID-19 cure: “Snake-oil salesmen”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-grenon-sons-convicted-selling-fake-covid-19-cure-online-church/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h

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